Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Poke 100115

The current world leader of Roman Catholicism is the direct link to Pope Peter (St. Peter) the apostle of Jesus.  According the Catholic Church Peter was personally appointed as the first Bishop of Rome by Christ. Over two thousand years of Christianity passed before Pope Francis was elected to follow Peter and lead the church forward. 

Francis is known for his humility, emphasis on God's mercy, concern for the poor, and commitment to interfaith dialogue.  To further his ideals Francis continues to reach out to people in the Western Hemisphere.  Throughout his visits to Latin America and Cuba he was met by joyful and respectful crowds.  In meetings with national and church leaders he spread good will across the region.  The Pope and the Church knew that the United States was a unique case even before he arrived in the country.  What they had not realized was that they would encounter Saint Kim of Kentucky and her mouthpiece who repeatedly poked the Pope with PR stunts.  A man who lives on honesty can't understand the scam lessons taught on Madison Ave and streets of Hollywood.

This encounter cast a dark cloud over all the Pope had accomplished on his trip and may even destroy all of Christendom.  St. Kim and the mouth made allegations that not only had the Pope meeting privately with Kim but blessing her martyrdom just short of canonization.  According to the allegation the Pope was attempting to influence the U.S. policy and the court system.

Faced with a slippery slope the Church was quick to deny the allegations as the Pope beat a hasty retreat from the country.  Not satisfied with casting the Pope's tour into the gutter, St. Kim and the mouth called the Pope and the church liars pushing all Christianity down that slope.

Consider if the Pope and the Church are lying now what else have they lied about.  Did the lies go all the way back to St. Peter?  What if Peter had lied about Jesus and he wasn't divine?  What if Marx was right and religion was created by the elite as an opiate for the masses? The very rock on which Christianity is anchored on crumbles and Christians are cast adrift with the reality of their 2000 years of crimes against humanity no longer have divine forgiveness.  Judaism acknowledges Jesus as important and Islam claims him as a prophet both without divinity.  Anchorless Christians must now reach out to religions they have persecuted for centuries to save their souls.  A new Dark Age engulfs the world with Muslims again protecting the world's light.  Fear of lost souls drives many to embrace Islam

The mouth and the Kim Unity Movement draws lost evangelicals tightly around the Kentucky courthouse that is now the center of their religion.  As they consolidate power they replace democracy with an evangelical theocracy that drives Jews, Muslims, Democrats, Romans Papist and other heretics into the rising seas. 

Long live Kim!  Careful what you wish for.

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