Irony 101013

Global Warming is a Democratic fiction according to Tea Party Terrorists (TPT) who states that there is no current scientific research to support the its existence. Their statement is correct, the TPT government shutdown has forced researchers to cease and desist in all things enlightening.  The shutdown has also forced the government to beg for public charity to support military casualties’ survivors.   In an irony adult Republican legislators are now begging Democrats for rescue from terrorism.  The situation would be funny if it wasn’t so serious.  Thousands of government workers can’t meet their obligations.  TPT gleefully denounce them as hogs getting fat rooting in the government trough but thousand, maybe millions more citizens are now also out of work because the Fed can’t pay its bills.  The old and disabled are terrified that they too will soon be starving and on the streets as government subsidies fail to arrive.    Retirees who scrimped and saved for the American Dream have seen their savings disappear as the stock market again plunges at the hands of TPT. The stability and solvency of America is now internationally viewed below that of Greece, Italy and North African States. Republicans are asking will an election endorsement by TPT be the kiss of death at the 2014 polls.